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Teaser for a chapter that I’m sure has to get to the point at some time

Jane must have heard his amusement as her voice soon pulls him out of his reminiscing.  “I feel left out on whatever joke you’re laughing at.”

Vocals rumbling, he smiles at her.  “We’re getting old.”

As she tosses her sleeping shirt away, she snorts.  “Speak for yourself.  I’m technically two years younger thanks to Cerberus.”  

She smirks at him, hooking her bra closed in that backwards way she always does, and he huffs a laugh.  “Anything to feel younger?”

“You know it.”  He rumbles in amusement as he shakes his head in response and she stops midway through pulling up her pants.  “You still haven’t told me just what brought that line of thinking on.”

He takes a moment to pull on his own light pants before responding.  He’s pretty sure he’s read somewhere that humans – especially females – don’t like hearing about age.  It’s something about being raised to think aging equates to being old, as if that’s simple, natural thing is a bad thing.  He’s even found stories of females getting angry and offended by it.  Surely Jane wouldn’t react the same, as she’s already so different for the other females of her species, but he still wonders about crossing those little interspecies lines.  Even if he doesn’t intend to upset her, he’d much rather not run that risk in the first place.

When he feels her stare draw on long enough, he flickers his mandibles with a hum in his vocals.  “I don’t know whether or not I want to continue this conversation.”

Jane snorts as she finally pulls on her shirt and begins to button it closed.  “Don’t tell me turians are afraid of being reminded of ‘getting old’.”

“I was thinking more about humans.”  He glances up from snapping his vest closed to see her raise a brow and clears his throat.  “I heard… human females…”

That’s all she seems to hear as she starts laughing, struggling to control herself so she can speak.  Grumbling, Garrus lets her have her entertainment as he finishes dressing and turns to the sink to grab his coarse brush to clean his teeth.  At least, he thinks, she’s not still grumpy from being woken up, even if at his expense.

“Wow,” she says, shuffling behind his back.  “You really think I’m like other human women?”  He merely shrugs in answer, pouring abrasive oil onto his brush.  “Garrus, you’re an idiot.”

“So you keep saying,” he says flatly in mock offense before starting to scour his teeth clean.

He feels her hand on his back as she leans over against his side and kisses his arm.  “I don’t care about being told we’re getting old so long as you don’t say it like it’s some kind of plague.”  She huffs a short laugh.  “If you treat me like I’m contagious or should be ashamed, well, then I’m going to be pissed, but I’m not in denial.  I know people get older, but like hell will I let that stop me.”  He glances over to see her through the mirror and sees her grin before adding, “Hell, you and I can beat people with our canes if it gets to that point.”

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4 for Cassia and Ellie for character traits? Also, I really love your writing :)

Aww.  I love you, anon.  You have my heart for such a wonderful compliment.  Ahem… Let me clean up this happy water someone poured on my face so I can answer your ask.

4.  What are their favorite traits about their lover? (one psychological and one physical)

Alright, let’s go alphabetically and start with our lovely princess, Cassia:

Without giving his name, I can say that she admires his unfaltering will to do everything in his power to get what he sents out for.  One example that isn’t too spoilery is the fact that Damocles doesn’t approve of him -even though Jane and Garrus have given the a-okay- and often tries to intimidate the lover into ending his affections.  Of course, our secret lover doesn’t, stands tall in the face of the monster of a turian hybrid, because he knows that, if he just gave up, it’d hurt Cassia.  He would be able to muscle through the pain, but he doesn’t want to see her upset because of her brother’s distrust.  He sees that enough.

Another quality she adores is his intelligence and – later in the storyline – how he doesn’t hoard it over others or lives in that state of believing he knows all knowledge and, thus, ‘learning’ is below him.  To strangers, he seems that way, but Cassia has a hand in teaching him so much that books or training cannot teach.  He may act reluctant, but he never refuses the chance to learn from her.  His ability to accept that he does not have every answer despite his belief in knowing and being able to plan all options in a situation – one that he only learns at her side – is one she loves about him.  Stubborn as he is about it, he never got angry with her for trying to teach him how to open up and accept that not everything in life is predictable.  

I’m assuming physical are all going to be somewhat silly compared to the above, but you always manage to find someone attractive when in love, right?  Cassia’s relationship started with a very girlish crush.  Her first, true, ‘I wanna be his girlfriend’ one in her life.  For as outgoing as she is, she was unable to make a move and, instead, admired him, building up a long list of what she likes about his looks.

The first thing she likes?  His plate colors and rare, long lateral fringes.  He’s white, stark white, and it just seems so clean, so unmarred, to Cassia.  It’s refreshing to see a shade of white among the bright colors of Virmire and various peoples in the Wraiths.  As for his fringes, we can all guess that is pretty rare and, to most, unflattering.  Turians are nothing if not sticklers for uniformity and him having those longer fringes really sets him apart.  Not to mention the distaste for them after Saren.  For Cassia, they have an odd appeal to her and she often takes advantage of the extra spot of sensitivity at the junction of them and his face.  A second thing she likes about him is how lean his body is, how he can be slim-waisted and strong in one package.  After seeing everyone in her close family as thicker in muscle build, she sees her lover as a supermodel with a strength that doesn’t have to equate to size.

Ellie:

Ellie, above all, loves that Arcanus does not give his word to someone without the true intent to fulfill his claim.  Even if it takes time for him to accomplish this, he will never give a promise that he cannot keep.  It shows in both his work and life with her.  It played a lot into the way their relationship panned out after so long apart and the damage Ellie had done.  He made a promise, if even to himself, that something was to come of them and, even after so long, he maintained that care for her, making it impossible for him to shoot her on their reunion.

He also has a way of expressing his affection that she enjoys, even if it’s not really as everyone expects.  His different kinds of relationships will always have loyalty from him, from the one he shares with her to the ones he shares with the Vakarians.  For example, he didn’t need to go out of his way and order his men to search for and treat both Garrus and Jane while they were in a coma after the war, but he swore his loyalty to them in his own special way when he shared that drink with them before leaving the Normandy.

As for looks, Ellie can’t deny that he looks great in his usual robes.  He’s so elegant, so regal, in the very way he carries himself and she often just watches him.  Even the fact that he can go into battle and still maintain that air about him appeals to her more than it probably should.  

She also likes to take advantage of those rings of his he’s got.  While not physically part of him, it’s the reactions she can get out of him by playing with them that she has a particular liking for.  While he does look regal, the rings make him seem dangerous, while also giving her a control in their intimacy.  With how they press against sensitive nerves in his mandibles, just a little bit of play can turn him into a very relaxed, very carefree Arcanus.

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Random turian HC

I guess this might be slightly NSFW. Headcannons about turian puberty ahoy!

Turians are much like some birds – specifically the aquatic subspecies – in that they possess both a cloaca and genitalia (penis for males and vaginas for females). A penis, for example, sole purpose is reproduction and that’s it. Why?

Because would YOU want to expose your delicate bits to radiation everytime you have to pee? Not likely.

Coupled with the anatomical set up of genitalia, turians’ groin plates do not physically separate until puberty. Young ones aren’t likely to start having sex if they were born with plates able to separate because, given that males only erect for sex, there’d be no ‘safe’ place to put it. Adult males don’t tend to walk around fully erect with no partner to have so, considering a young male not yet mature enough to have sex but still able to come out of his protective sheath, their plates remain closed in the most pivotal stage of a turian’s life. Wouldn’t make sense to damage the goods before you can even use them.

Again, just my HC.

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How Well Do You Know Your OCs

send me a number 1-60 and i’ll answer the questions with one of my OCs
1: What’s your OCs favorite color?
2: Where does your OC work?
3: What’s your OCs favorite food?
4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?
5: How old is your OC?
6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?
7: Is your OC in a relationship?
8: What are some of your OCs strengths?
9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses?
10: What is your OCs favorite outfit?
11: What is your OCs spirit animal?
12: Is your OC sexually active?
13: What is your OCs earliest memory?
14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?
15: What makes your OC angry?
16: When is your OCs favorite time of year?
17: How long can your OC hold their breath?
18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear?
19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots?
20: What’s your OCs favorite kind of pizza?
21: Who is your OCs best friend?
22: Has your OC ever killed someone?
23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?
24: What does your OC smell like?
25: What time of year does your OC prefer?
26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk)
27: What languages does your OC speak?
28: Does your OC like anime?
29: Can your OC swim?
30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?
31: Does your OC believe in fairies?
32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in?
33: Are your OCs parents dead?
34: Is your OC religious?
35: How flexible is your OC?
36: What turns your OC on?
37: What was your OCs first word?
38: Does your OC have any pets?
39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy?
40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?
41: What is your OCs motto about life?
42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?
43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?
44: What color eyes does your OC have?
45: Does your OC like reading?
46: Is your OC loyal?
47: Does your OC tolerate violence?
48: What social class is your OC from?
49: What country was your OC born in?
50: Does your OC cry easily?
51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music?
52: How does your OC feel about insects?
53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?
54: Does your OC smoke?
55: What gender is your OC?
56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear?
57: Would you call your OC adventurous?
58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted?
59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?
60: Does your OC enjoy nature?

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Get to know my character

xaeneron:

lionsarchlabs:

reapersshroud:

thewormwood:

forsakenoathkeeper:

Reblog this so your followers can spam your ask box. Have fun! ♥

01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded?

02. What is one of your character’s biggest insecurities? Are they able to hide it easily or can others easily exploit this weakness?
03. What would be their favorite physical trait about themselves?
04. What are their favorite traits about their lover? (one psychological and one physical)
05. Are they sexually confident or more of the shy type?

06. Do they have any hobbies that their lover finds unusual, odd, or otherwise annoying?
07. Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)?
08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it?
09. Do they have a favorite season? What about a favorite holiday?
10. Is your character more feminine or masculine?

11. What is something that would make your character fly into a rage?
12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up?
13. What are your character’s sleeping habits? Heavy or light sleeper? Blanket stealer? One that always rolls onto the floor? Pushes their lover onto the floor? Sleep talker or walker?

14. Do they live alone or with family? How do they feel about their family/roommates?
15. Is there a certain person in this world that they cannot stand? The very mention of this person’s name makes them tremble with anger or fear.

16. Is your character the athletic type or more of a couch potato? What are some sports/games that they like?

17. Does your character have dreams of getting married and/or having children?

18. What kind of home would they want to live in? Where would they place this abode?

19. Would your character be the kind to get into fights? (physical or verbal) Would they be a good fighter or cave in rather easily?

20. Does your character like animals? What are some of their favorite animals? Would they want pets? What about mythological creatures?

21. What is one of your character’s biggest fears? How would they react when dealing with this fear?

22. What kind of tattoos, piercings, birthmarks, freckles, and other such unique physical features do they have?

23. What is your character like when it comes to school? What subjects are they good/bad at? Do they get in trouble a lot or are well behaved?

24. In their own words, how would your character describe what their lover is like?

25. Is there something traumatic from your character’s past that greatly affects them even to this day?

26. What is their lover like sexually? How do they feel about their lover’s quirks, needs, etc?

27. If your character was going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason for it?

28. If your character became a celebrity, what would they be famous for?

29. What is one of the most courageous things your character has ever done for a loved one?

30. When it comes to the arts (music, film, theater, etc), what does your character like?

31. Would your character be the kind capable of killing? Would they enjoy killing or only use it when necessary or, perhaps, refuse to kill no matter what?

32. If your character’s lover offered to take them out on a dream date, what would they want to do?

33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go?

34. Does your character have favorite foods? (breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, snacks, etc)

35. Is your character afraid of death? If they got to choose how to die, how would they want to go?

36. Does your character have any medical conditions? Are they serious or minor? Do they affect their day to day life?
37. What are some of your character’s pet peeves? What are some things that annoy them or disgust them?
38. What kind of weather does your character like? Cloudy skies, rainy days, sunshine, etc?
39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct?
40. Does your OC have any guilty pleasures they enjoy? Hobbies, past times, music, etc that they wouldn’t want known by others?

41. Does your character’s family affect your character in any way?
42. Is there anything in your character’s past that they regret, haunts them, or they wish they could change?
43. Does your character have a switch that changes aspects of their personality whether they are around friends, family, etc. Is there someone who gets to see their true self?
44. Is there a particular event that would emotionally devastate your character?
45. Is your character the kind to hide their true emotions or do they wear their heart on their sleeve?

46. What is some random affectionate thing that your character always does to their lover?
47. Is your character outgoing? Would they be the leader of the friend group, or the quiet one that gets dragged along?
48. Is there anything in particular that would ignite your character’s jealousy? Or does your character not get envious?
49. What is something that your character has nightmares about? Are these frequent? Do they heavily affect your character’s mood?
50. If your character confessed love to their crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc, what would they say?

Ohoho, please send me some of these to help stave off the boredom!
All the lousy ocs are fair game.

Send me stuuuuuuff

Go for it, they are all game

Do thing? :>

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shakarianthemusical:

So I was thinking about Turians the other day and it occurred to me that Turians probably don’t sweat.

Then I thought about animals that don’t sweat and how they cool down

They pant

Now I have this crazy idea in my head that Shep, Tali and Garrus go on a mission on some really hot planet and for some reason the cooling system (or whatever) in Garrus’ armour breaks and he desperately tries to hide the fact that his people pant like varren when they’re overheated because he knows that they will give him shit forever for it.

And now it’s all I can think about.

I share this HC. How else could they cool down? Even if they’re accustomed to a more powerful sun, they’d have to have a backup plan for overheating.

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Who wants some Jane not being a morning person?

A shuffle of sheets at his side speak of his wife awakening and he purrs as he opens his eyes.  Jane’s eyes are still shut – clenched tight, even – and he huffs a soft chuckle as he caresses a knuckle over her forehead.  His answer to his attentions gets him a grunt as she tugs the blankets over her shoulders and attempts to burrow her head to stave away the morning.

She’s absolutely adorable like this.  Never would he have thought the savior of the galaxy would need to be pried out of bed like a thirty-nine year old child, and yet, here lies the conqueror of the Reapers, curled up under the warm blankets.

“Jane.”  A grunt is his only answer and he grins, reaching for the edge of the blanket to start peeling it away despite her grip in sleepy protest.  “We’re almost to Palaven.”  She mumbles something, but he knows her well enough to decipher the unintelligible sound.  “Yes, you have to get up.  Sol and dad will love to see you.”

He manages to pull the blankets over her head in the short moment of her incredulous snort and smiles at the green eyes that peek out as she tries to keep covered.  “I’m sure they’d understand if I want to just sleep the whole visit.”

Chuckling, he shakes he head and reveals more of her curled up form.  “I doubt that.  Besides, the twins won’t want to leave without you.”  

What We’re Fighting For – RobinYourgrave – Mass Effect Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]

robinapril:

Chapter 11: Lost
Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect – All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Female Shepard/Adrien Victus, Adrien Victus/Female Shepard, Femshep/Primarch Victus, Shictus


So I usually post a teaser during/after a sprint, but how’s about an early update going into the holiday?  Enjoy, and I hope all you US folk get some good friend/family/alone (or whatever the hell else you want to do for yourself) time.  This holiday is dumb, but it’s at least a day off with loved ones, right?  Myself, my partner, and my cats are my loved ones this holiday and we are celebrating with a PS4 we decided to treat ourselves to (The Last of Us, here i FINALLY FUCKING COME).  

Anyway, I’m wordy tonight.  But, have a happy–and hopefully this chapter doesn’t depress the hell outta ya too much 🙂

What We’re Fighting For – RobinYourgrave – Mass Effect Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]