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And one more! Arcanus doesn’t necessarily understand the human tradition of giving birthday gifts, but for Ellie, he’ll venture out of his comfort zone. He loves giving her jewelry and actually has really good taste. But, one time, he got her a really slinky negligee and Harrot opened the box and asked Jane if it was hers. Cue a lot of teasing for poor Arcanus. Ellie just rolls with it (damn right that’s what he likes) ;)

Oh, Jane would so tease him. Probably something along

Jane: ‘No no no, that’s no good. That’ll split her ass in two. Do you WANT Ellie to be flossing with that? That won’t do. Order this-’

Garrus: ‘Jane, let Arcanus buy what he wants.’

Jane: ‘Shut it. I’m doing this for them. I’m being helpful.’

Arcanus: *sighs*

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