Reblog if it’s okay for your followers
to leave you an ask telling you what the one thing is they remember
you for as a writer. Is it a scene or a detail or a specific line?
Is it something like style or characterization? Is it that one weird
kink they never thought they’d be into, but oh my god wow
self-discovery time?
Okay, not to shove away my readers, but if you start reading a fic rated M (on FFN) or explicit (on Ao3) don’t be upset when you find smut. Especially if it’s a romance fic clearly stated as so. And don’t tell the author it’s good except for all the sex in it. Just don’t. Skim if you have to, but don’t try to make the author feel like they’ve done something wrong because they’ve given a couple a healthy and active sex life.
What is it with people needing a scientific explanation for EVERYTHING? Jeez, let people have fun with their HC’s, if you don’t like it just let them go, don’t go wading in and demand details.
As the two pay for their meals individually, Garrus notices Jane typing something into her omni-tool once the waitress heads off to scan their chits. Not until the both of them are leaving and stepping out into the usual flow of Citadel traffic does he get at least some kind of clue. That clue coming in the form of Jane pushing him in a direction, an excited bounce in her step and cheerful expression on her face.
Himself being over two meters tall and her barely reaching his chest, he can only imagine the sight they make. He’s sure he would have laughed if he ever caught sight of a turian his size letting himself be carted off to Spirits know where by such a tiny human, wondering just what could be so important. He can easily stop the two of them by simply anchoring his feet, but he’s just enjoying himself, relaxed in her company just as she seems to be in his.
Noticing familiar waypoints as they pass them, Garrus realizes that Jane must have made up her mind about going to the club, Adventa’s. It’s true that he wouldn’t have chosen the place himself, but her contagious excitement as he watches her drag him into the flashing lights and thumping music convinces him. If anything, he’s sure he’ll enjoy the company. Maybe even relax with a few drinks and see if he can get her to do the same.
Where’s your 9 in depth, researched, and cited posts or its not true.
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1. Although it is hard to test the hearing of sharks, they may have a sharp sense of hearing and can possibly hear prey from many miles away.A small opening on each side of their heads (not the spiracle) leads directly into the inner ear through a thin channel. ( source: wikipedia – sharks )
2.
The shark has the greatest electrical sensitivity of any animal.
( source: wikipedia – sharks )
3.
There are two documented cases in which a female shark who has not been in contact with a male has conceived a pup on her own through parthenogenesis. The details of this process are not well understood, but genetic fingerprinting showed that the pups had no paternal genetic contribution, ruling out sperm storage.
( source: wikipedia – sharks )
4.
Shark eyes are similar to the eyes of other vertebrates, including similar lenses, corneas andretinas, though their eyesight is well adapted to the marine environment with the help of a tissue called tapetum lucidum. This tissue is behind the retina and reflects light back to it, thereby increasing visibility in the dark waters. The effectiveness of the tissue varies, with some sharks having stronger nocturnal adaptations.
( source: wikipedia – sharks )
guess who doesn’t have any moons
5.
Sharks can be highly social, remaining in large schools.
( source: wikipedia – sharks )
6.
Sharks and other cartilaginous fish have skeletons made of cartilage and connective tissue. Cartilage is flexible and durable, yet is about half the normal density of bone. This reduces the skeleton’s weight, saving energy
( source: wikipedia – sharks )
7. sharks are scary
( source: internet – wrexticles )
8. sharks are majestic
( source: internet – wrexticles )
9. sharks are strong
( source: internet – wrexticles )
lmao h e lp m E
This is honestly one of the best things I have seen in awhile.
I can hop on this headcanon. I don’t have very in depth asari ones, so I’m referencing this if OP is alright with it (credit given, of course). @wrexticles
“May I get you something to drink?” she asks, opening her tool and giving Jane and Garrus an expectant glance.
“A Coke,” Jane says, menu pulled up so closely to her face and it nearly blocks her out of Garrus’ sights.
When Thelia looks to him, Garrus hums and answers before picking up his menu. “Do you have any S’rica?” The waitress nods and he returns the gesture. “Then I’ll take one.” She leaves them to look over the menu, and he stops midlift of his own as he catches Jane’s dark green eyes over the top of hers. “What?”
“What’s Shrica?”
He chuckles and shakes his head softly, slowing his pronunciation of the word. “S – rica. There’s a sharp pronunciation in the beginning. A hiss, not a ‘shush.’” She makes her eyes roll, huffing loudly, and he recognizes that as a humorous, exasperated gesture. “You wanted to know, didn’t you?”
“I wanted to know what it was, not how to say it,” she responds, snorting and lifting a corner of her lips. “So tell me what it is now that you’ve made fun of the human’s pronunciation.”
Rumbling softly, he shrugs. “It’s a dextro beer. Quarian, if I’m remembering correctly.” He hears her snort and lifts a brow plate. “And that’s funny?”
She chuckles and smiles, setting down her menu. “Most people don’t really drink this early. It’s mid-day.”
“It’s after my shift,” he retorts, looking down to his menu to finally read it before the waitress begins to hover around, subtly trying to rush their decision. “And after a promotion, I believe I deserve one.”
He hears her huff a short laugh before she hums, the sound of disapproval that he’s heard from coworkers. From context, he doubts she truly feels what she’s saying through her vocal cues because the air around them doesn’t seem to have weighed down, and she’s still wearing that quirk to her lips that a frown usually replaces when humans are upset.
“Alright, alright. You got me there.” She shrugs and her attention drifts out to the crowds of Citadel citizens passing by the restaurant. “By all means, get hammered.” Snorting, she looks back to him with one of her red colored brows lifted. “But I’m not dragging you out of here if you’re too drunk to walk a straight line.”
Garrus chuckles, trying to imagine someone so small trying to carry the burden of a drunken turian of any size. He may be slightly taller than average, but even a smaller than average one of his species would easily topple Jane over despite whatever training the Alliance may have given her. Even if she managed to get a turian over her shoulders, the drastic height difference would limit maneuverability and hinder balance. It’s just not logistically possible, at least not without some serious difficulties.
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