3.“Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge” “Can I pick?”
4.“You know what they say, panicking burns a shit-ton of calories.” “Who even says that?” “Me. Just now.”
5.“If I go through with this, I die. If I don’t, we all die.”
6.“No, no, you do NOT want me navigating. I’ll accidentally navigate us off a cliff.”
7.“Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”
8.“This is all your fault.” “I hope so.”
9.“I’d rather be pecked to death by a flock of hummingbirds.”
10.“You have no power over me.” “You sure about that?”
11.“Hold on, you died.” “Yeah, well it didn’t stick.”
12.“Excuse me! I was a superhero for ten whole minutes!” “And in that time you got kidnapped and we had to come to the rescue”
13.“I am way too sober for this.”
14.“You’re not as evil as people think you are.” “No. I’m much worse.”
15.“Why do you keep risking your life? To prove a point?” “Yes.”
16.“That’s disgusting. You’re lucky you’re cute.”
17.“Did you just… agree with me?” “Oh, I wish I could take-““Nope! You said it! No take-backs!”
18.“I think I’m having a feeling. How do I make it stop?”
19.“This plan of yours is going to get us killed. Of course, I’m in.”
20.“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be in the corner having another existential crisis.”
21.“Can you please go be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”
22.“What are you afraid of?” “You.”
23.“It’s a good thing you’re cute when you’re angry.”
24.“Are you SURE I can’t punch him in the face?” “Yes.” “What if I break his nose a little?”
25.“Stop that!” “Stop what?” “Doing that thing with your face when you’re happy. It’s making me nauseous.”
26.“You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.” “That’s what makes me so good at it.”
27.“It’s a long story” “You conned me into thinking you were dead for eleven months. I have time.”
28.“You can’t just turn into a bat and fly away when you don’t want to deal with things!” “Watch me!”
29.“I don’t give a damn.” “You give so many damns they’re visible from SPACE.”
30.“I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” “And I’m trying to subtly avoid it!”
31.“Unless I screw this up again, I’m going to marry you.” “Well you better not mess this up”
32.“Wait, you’re a superhero?” “How do you not know? My face is literally on the news on a weekly basis.” “I’m in grad school. I won’t have time to follow popular media until I finish my thesis. You’re lucky I’ve carved out some non-existent free time to date you.”
33.“I’m just really tired of watching you get thrown off the tops of buildings”
34.“Hey, I didn’t kill anyone today!” “What do you want? A gold star.”
35.“I feel like I’m being stabbed.” “How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?”
36.“Whether you believe in me or not, I will continue to exist.”
37.“We’re leaving.” “But they have a lobster tank in their basement.”
38.“Take my hand.” “Why?” “I’m trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand!”
39.“I don’t care where I sleep, as long as it’s with you.”
40.“You’re a psychopath.” “I prefer creative.”
41.“Show me your scars.” “But… why?” “I want to see how many times you needed me and I wasn’t there.”
42.“You look…” “Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”
43.“She’s my best friend. That hasn’t changed.” “It’s clear your feelings for her has.”
44.“I saved your life.” “You pushed me off a building.”
45.“How do we keep getting into these situations?” “Eleven years of friendship and I still don’t know.”
You know what never ceases to piss me off? Someone who thinks their headcanons are true canon and anyone who thinks differently than their ideas is wrong.
Of course, I had to start with A (and go in order because I’m just peculiar like that). And I hope it goes without saying that you should not do drugs people, made up or otherwise.
I won’t do this for every chapter, but this one in particular has a song is you’d like to listen while reading some dance club smut
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Original Female Human Character(s)/Original Male Turian Character(s) Characters: Tassius Malolin, Gwen Kedar Additional Tags: Seduction, musical seduction, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Vaginal Sex, Knotting, Interspecies Sex, Established Relationship, Sexy Times, Sexy Dancing Summary:
For the amazingly talented and all around lovely Squiggly_Squid
Gwen and Tassius can’t agree on what music to listen to in the evenings. After suffering through another night of terrible turian songs, Gwen takes matters into her own hands to convince Tassius that human music is actually quite beautiful.
Set during the year while Gwen is living on Taetrus.
Happy Early Birthday @squigglysquidd! You are amazingly talented and such a fantastic author. I hope you enjoy =)
This is such a wonderful pre-birthfday gift!! I’m speechless!!
I’m starting to stretch out into original fiction, but my question is should I link my other account here for anyone who wants to keep up with my fumbling into that world? Parable isn’t over, but I don’t really want to mix the two on one blog.
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