impr0bablyhighrn:

Give me a number and the name of an OC to get to know the naughty stuff. Reblog so others can ask about your OC!

((Based on These Asks))

1. When did they lose their virginity?

2. Do they have any kinks or fetishes?

3. What is the weirdest place they’ve had sex?

4. What is their favourite position?

5. Are they dominant, submissive, or switch?

6. Have they had any one night stands?

7. Would they be more likely to do it in the bed, on the couch, on the floor, or somewhere else?

8. Have they had sex in a public place?

9. Have they ever been caught masturbating?

10. What does their favourite sexy underwear (to wear) look like?

11. How often do they have sex?

12. Is there anybody right now they’d like to have sex with?

13. Do they like giving oral?

14. Do they like receiving oral?

15. What is the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to them during sex?

16. What is a song they’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17. What is a song they’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18. Are they into roleplay or dress-up during sex?

19. Would they prefer sex in the tub or sex in the shower?

20. If they could have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?

21. Have they ever had a threesome? If not, would they?

22. Do they/would they use sex toys?

23. Have they ever given someone a dirty text/letter/picture?

24. Would they have sex with their best friend?

25. Is there anything they do after sex? (ex: smoke, eat, drink, cuddle)

26. What is something that will never fail to get them horny?

27. Do they prefer morning sex or night sex?

28. What is their favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29. What is their favourite body part on the same sex?

30. Do they watch porn/read dirty magazines?

lizardsexposed:

garrus: i once had sex with this person i fancied

shepard: we should have sex

garrus: ….

garrus: sweet

Pretty much

Shepard Asks (Jane ‘Shepard’ Vakarian)

6. From what culture does your Shepard come? Do they have any traditions? If they’re Earthborn and/or don’t know much about their background: From what city/planet does your Shepard come? Did they create any traditions based on the city they grew up in?

Whew, a big question.

For starters, Jane is Earthborn, but she did know her mom for a short period of time. She hated her mother, so best not to dwell on that tidbit of information, though.

Jane comes from Austin, TX. She doesn’t really have any traditions from her years in the Reds because, let me be blunt, she was probably high the whole time. She fell into drug addiction like her mom, so she doesn’t remember too much from it beyond vague memories. The one thing she brought out of her younger years was art and music thanks to an old man that treated her like a person when her mother thought of her as just a pesky thing in the way at times.

Now, however, she likes to learn new traditions for her people to show to her children. Things like Christmas and other holidays. She may not believe the basic purpose of holidays or know the history, but she thinks they should have just as much as any human child.

7. Did they want to be a part of the N7 program?

When they joined the Alliance, they didn’t really have any goals beyond getting off the streets. After Akuze, when she was recommended for the program, she figured why not? It’ll be the next step in my career because the Alliance was all she had at the time.

15. Which armor does your Shepard like?

Jane uses the Terminus Armor. In Efflux, she’ll be using a custom design, but that’ll be slightly spoilerish if I say more.

25. Who is your Shepard’s LI?

Garrus. Always Garrus. Plain and simple. lol

Thanks for the asks!!

13. Most likely to ruin everything

I’m not sure if this is intentional or by accident? I’ll go with intentional because I think saying someone doing it accidentally is a bit harsh, lol.

He’d only really do this with his sister, but Damocles, surprisingly given his emotional states, would do this just to fuck with her. Say she’s reading a book and puts it down to do something? He removes her bookmark or moves it to a different page. She’s running late to something? “Hey, Cass, can you help me with something?” He’s a jerk to her, but he loves her. 

Other than that, I’m not sure who else would do it regularly.

19. Most likely to binge watch Netflix for absurd lengths of time

I would say Garrus, but he’s canon, so I’ll go with Cassia and Damocles merely because they learned it from him. They aren’t as big of nerds as he is, but they do love a good show or movie

28. Most likely to eat cake for breakfast

I already answered this one, it’s Cassia 😉

saphistar:

LOL

Okay let me tell you a few things:

1 – I have NEVER been a Mass Effect blog. I reblog and post things that are relevant to my interests. ME takes up a big chunk of that interest at the moment but it isn’t the ONLY thing I’m into so go suck a fat one for that. 

2 – My OC’s are my babies and I am DAMN proud of them. I spent a long time developing them and making them their own, so yeah, don’t diss them to me, like ever.

Aaaaaaand 3 – This is MY blog and I can put whatever the FUCK I want up here. Don’t like it then you know where the unfollow button is. 

Off you fuck, don’t let the door smash you in the face on the way out, cunt. 

🙂

If this user hiding behind Anon is around my page, gtfo. I have OCs just as much as I have canon characters and I stick by anyone who has their own OCs and loves them. Our blogs are not catered to the viewer, it’s catered to us, to our interests.

Go get your own blog if you don’t like it. Tumblr is fucking free.

theravenofwynter:

shepard-headcanons:

Another Shepard Ask Meme

I know I have done a Shepard ask meme before, but since it’s their birthday I decided to make another one. I’ve put together the questions that I’ve been posting lately, I think it’s better if it’s in one post. I added some more questions, some of them might be the same from the previous ask meme.
And I wish a happy birthday to our favorite Commander!

1. How easy is it to earn your Shepard’s trust?
2. What are they flaws? Do they like talking about them and/or do they acknowledge them and try work on them?
3. What memory do they like to remember?
4. What memory/actions do they hate to be reminded of?
5. What was your Shepard’s dream job before they became a soldier?
6. From what culture does your Shepard come? Do they have any traditions?
   If they’re Earthborn and/or don’t know much about their background: From what city/planet does your Shepard come? Did they create any traditions based on the city they grew up in?
7. Did they want to be a part of the N7 program?
8. What embarrasses them?
9. What are their hobbies and which hobby is their favorite?
10. What animal(s) do they like the most?
11. What is their favorite drink or cocktail?
12. Are they more of a coffee person or tea person? Maybe both?
13. What is their favorite kind of weather?
14. What’s your Shepard’s favorite weapon?
15. Which armor does your Shepard like?
16. What songs does your Shepard sing in the shower?
17. Do they like a specific music genre or do they usually listen to whatever song they like?
18. Which planet do they like the most? (besides Earth)
19. Which planet do they hate?
20. Can your Shepard cook?
21. What is their favorite Disney movie?
22. What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?
23. What is their height and what body type does your Shepard have?
24. If you could change Shepard’s voice in-game, which voice actors would you choose for them? (if you think that Meer and/or Hale’s voice don’t fit your Shepard’s appearance)
25. Who is your Shepard’s LI?
26. How does your Shepard like to spend time with their LI?
27. Who is your Shepard’s best friend?
28. Does your Shepard like to relax? If so, what activities makes them relax?
29. How does your Shepard act like when they’re stressed? Do they hide it or do they make it obvious that they need to calm down?
30. How does your Shepard handle difficult situations?
31. How do they handle jealousy?
32. How do they handle guilt?
33. Are they a genuinely funny person or do they prefer to annoy their squadmates with bad puns?
34. Do they want to get married?
35. How do they feel about children?

ask me stuff about Sophia or Antares ❤