For a wild moment I thought you had an issue with some French paper, like Lê Monde, before I recalled coffe French press is a thing that exists.
And, unless you’re using that French press in ways it’s not supposed to be used, then no. Getting rawd usually means that sort of rough, focused and all consuming sex that has you on your 3rd orgasm before you’re done.
Glad you’re ok though!
Edit: I recommend watching Altered Carbon (on Netflix) for various examples of someone being rawd.
– raven
What’s with people thinking turians are made of sandpaper?
Yes, yes, Mordin talked about chaffing, but he didn’t necessarily say it’s because Shepard and Garrus were going to have sex only once, now did he? And we already know Bioware science is wrong with the whole dextro/levo thing to begin with.
Turian carapaces aren’t metal and they aren’t an organic substance that can withstand damage like an armor. And canon shows them to be quite flexible, so they aren’t hard as rock. It’s definitely a different texture than human skin, but sex isn’t going to scrape our thighs raw like we just piggy backed a belt sander.
I’ve reached that most magical number of followers, and I
want to celebrate by showering you (yes, YOU) in nice things!
I will be doing a giveaway for my followers, in which you can reblog this post for a chance to win some high-class prizes!
Little Prizes: 2 (two) lucky followers will be gifted with
the special Mass Effect-themed Cards Against Humanity pack and a hand drawn
doodle of the winner’s choice!
Big Prize: 1 (one) especially lucky follower will be gifted
their choice of either
-The Art of
the Mass Effect Universe (or)
-The Art of
Mass Effect Andromeda
Along with some hand drawn doodles, made especially for the
winner! Handsome doggo is not included, sorry.
Winners will be announced on N7 Day! Thank you for all of
the love and support that you guys give! I wouldn’t be where I am today without
all of you!
I am all healed! It feels so nice not to be sore (and able to sneeze or laugh again! Lol).
I’m in love with that picture of Fibonacci Garrus and have @savbakk to thank 100%. He looks fantastic! Makes me wanna have superpowers to be able to just toss all my ideas onto the growing worldbuilding doc and finally be able to write. But alas, no such power exists. Boo!
Send one of the following symbols to find out more about my muse!
Their phone:
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what kind of phone do they have?
☆
what is their phone’s background?
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their standard ringtone?
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do they have any pictures on their phone?
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what do their texts look like? do they use emojis often? what kind?
✦
the first five names on their contacts list?
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any games on their phone? what kind? how often do they play?
✹ five – ten songs on their iPod/phone?
Their home:
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a description of their home – apartment building or detached house? how many rooms are there? colours of their walls? any decorations?
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what are their neighbours like? their relationship to them?
♊ what kind of mail do they get (except for bills)? have they subscribed to any magazines/newspapers?
♋ do they read any newspapers/magazines? what kind? what topics are they interested in? do they flip forward to the cartoon page first?
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how do they drink their coffee/tea?
♍ any pictures on their walls? what kind/of who?
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is their closet tidy or are the clothes just being thrown inside or lying on the floor?
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their cleaning routine – laundry/dishes/cleaning the rooms
Digging deeper:
🌷 what do they have in their wallet? ꕥ what’s usually in their trouser/jacket pockets or purse? ☘ how many keys do they have? for what? do they have any key pendants? 🍀 what kind of jewellery are they wearing? what’s their favourite peace? 🌻 what do their bedsheets look like? colour? patterns? 🌹 what’s the colour of your muse’s underwear right now?
Here we go. I’d love to see pics of the plushies made with this pattern, feel free to @ me. ^_^
I do also take commissions here and there, check out my commission info and status at: soerdinan.tumblr.com/commissions (link to there also under my header, but I heard it’s not visible on mobile) and do message me here about it. ^_^
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