You know what never ceases to piss me off? Someone who thinks their headcanons are true canon and anyone who thinks differently than their ideas is wrong.
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A is for Aphrodisiac
And The ABCs of Smut is now alive!
Of course, I had to start with A (and go in order because I’m just peculiar like that). And I hope it goes without saying that you should not do drugs people, made up or otherwise.
I won’t do this for every chapter, but this one in particular has a song is you’d like to listen while reading some dance club smut
Benny Benassi – Satisfaction
Unchained Melody – Wafflesrock – Mass Effect Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Original Female Human Character(s)/Original Male Turian Character(s)
Characters: Tassius Malolin, Gwen Kedar
Additional Tags: Seduction, musical seduction, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Vaginal Sex, Knotting, Interspecies Sex, Established Relationship, Sexy Times, Sexy Dancing
Summary:For the amazingly talented and all around lovely Squiggly_Squid
Gwen and Tassius can’t agree on what music to listen to in the evenings. After suffering through another night of terrible turian songs, Gwen takes matters into her own hands to convince Tassius that human music is actually quite beautiful.
Set during the year while Gwen is living on Taetrus.
Happy Early Birthday @squigglysquidd! You are amazingly talented and such a fantastic author. I hope you enjoy =)
This is such a wonderful pre-birthfday gift!! I’m speechless!!
Thank you so much, Waffles! ❤
Unchained Melody – Wafflesrock – Mass Effect Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
Alright, so I have a question
I’m starting to stretch out into original fiction, but my question is should I link my other account here for anyone who wants to keep up with my fumbling into that world? Parable isn’t over, but I don’t really want to mix the two on one blog.
Hi! I’ve just found your Shakarian stories and I have to say I am IN LOVE <3 I have to ask though, how do you pronounce Damocles and Cassia’s names? I feel like I’m constantly getting them wrong as I read! I’m also not sure if someone else has asked this. Please keep writing it’s amazing! <3 Asteria xx
Aww. You’re so sweet. Thank you so much! 😀
First of all, I love hearing from readers, even if it’s a question. I’m happy you come to me for help.
Damocles is pronounced Dam – Uh – Klees, but his nickname is pronounced Dam – O
Cassia is pronounced Ca (like cat) – See – Ah, and her nickname is Ca (like cat) – Ss
Domesticity Memes
Put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:
- big spoon/little spoon:
- favorite non-sexual activity:
- who uses all the hot water:
- most trivial thing they fight over:
- who does most of the cleaning:
- what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
- who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
- who steals the blankets:
- who leaves their stuff around:
- who remembers to buy the milk
- who remembers anniversaries:
- Who cooks normally?
- How often do they fight?
- What do they do when they’re away from each other?
- Nicknames for each other?
- Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
- Who steals the covers at night?
- What would they get each other for gifts?
- Who kissed who first?
- Who made the first move?
- Who remembers things?
- Who started the relationship?
- Who cusses more?
- What would they do if the other was hurt?
I wish you would write a fic where: Solana and James go on a romantic date !
Thanks for the idea! You can find it here. 🙂
ABCs of Smut?! Okay then!!! I humbly suggest “C” for cream pie, “R” for either reverse cowgirl or role play and “U” for under water sex. >=)
Written on my list!
Thanks for the ideas! 😀
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